I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
If it lands on the floor, it’s mine. No five-second rule. And to be honest, the five-second rule is kind of gross, don’t you think?
The three crucial Food Groups According to ME:
1. In the bowl. (A good foundation, but important to supplement with other groups.)
2. Off the table. (Most varied group, but best eaten when no one is looking.)
3. On the floor. (A nutritious way to snack between meals.)
You can trust ME to guard your place....
But never trust Me to GUARD your sandwish!!!